Comics By Me
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.The radio station has the biz where they say, "It's the best radio station in the whole city!" There is no city at the radio station where I live, just goats and hens, instead they it would be real if they would just say it's the best radio station in the whole country!

Tired of mouse cheeze like a elevator and you'd rather remember when when you eat hot dish? Disney built a higher mouse! If you remember and remember, here's a sign you are boozing on the beach;

If you love to paint out in the country, you sure must have a lot of stationary stores where you live!

We got a fish resturant where I live, much easier than to swim all the way to the shore! Beach in Reach!
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.When it rains in this county if I reach the beach on the other shore of the road, all is well!

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If socks are in a box with no locks, gotta be, must be! unlimited typing with my slot machine! ..
While I can't cure all the debt with herbs, to stop heat leaks, simple, just find more of both! 

If they put up a zoom of a loaf of bread and a jug of wine on your page, you know you're thriving if the bread is nonalcaholic, and always says no at just 20 slices. 

In the SA weather report a Carnival ship here in Nov 2010 had an engine fire 400 miles off the coast near Mexico, no cell phones, long lines for reservations at the onboard  resturant.

"Passengers will get a refund, including airfare, and another trip at no cost. Those holding reservations on the next visit out, which was scheduled to depart Sunday but was canceled, will be offered full refunds and a 25 percent discount on another trip."

That's tough, a night or two without a swimming pool,. With the 25% they save, they could just buy their own 4/3 of a trip, or math, and save!

Opthomalogist's exams are more of worth to read than some ads, I saw this Reader's Digest of 1987 "By the original author inventor".

With the internet much seems unlike before, while some things never change. When you have junk to throw away it's not "See how those near you made 6795$ this month!" Now it's, "Put me through to a memo from the office of Melinda Farley", Who cares what an office says, no doubt we know Melinda is doing fine.

 And what about  the TGV that won't slow down? By not stopping at stations while the other beside speeds up, unloads, and slows down, or, just VISA and high res stations!
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Adding how much will make the world rich, if we count and multiply our boost in life. A reputation for innocence and moderation is what the world needs to live right  Ma Bell is richer than that business selling "Heat Lights" with the light as much as heat, where would we see a light environment, I'll go save the world..

Who doubts a shout you hear shouts in dentist's waiting rooms while they flip through a map of 1718!

A goat likes opthomology if the more he sees on the shore he eats!

Egyptology is also good for ophthamology, if they read by the light of so much gold while they dig the songs by The Moody Blues!

The blooms are up here at this time of the year. So much so smellovision has reached FM!


I bought a radiant heater instead of an old ceramic heater, even if it doesn't work, at least it's safe 10,000%!

If my feet were hot in the heat, I read where inventor Beth Williams actually has footwear with an air cushion and when you walk the stuff expands in the cushion, cooling the cushion and your feet, mine will stay ouch cozy all this month!

Or how about muff sized UAVS that move around the room and catch food if you drop it while you eat so you never have to clean up! This is like the bib that rolls up to catch more shows about Denise Austin, she eats so nice! 

You see these signs for shined up a bit dented violins and where it says, AZ buyers see order form, where it says, The state of AZ has found this causes cancer. They've cured cancer! Just play the violin in other states or countries! And the lead makes you reach 150 miles with just an old world Visa.

Did you know brats have their own store, "Toys Or Else".

If you're in a well with a RN and blooms are all around, Why you can't fall out when in a well? 1622 and Mayflowers!

A sombrero with lights around the edge may be pretty good for visits in a resturant. Your hat lifts off swirling your waves and then lands on other's head, then they look up and see stars, and no doubt, the lights on the outside of the hat light up the roof of the room like an all star show!

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